theatre geek, romantic comedies junkie, food enthusiast, life admirer.
Break the glass, soar.
I ran naked with a French fry because I love marijuana.I slept with your mom because I’m sexy like that.
I ran shirtless with your grandma because I have a noodle in my nose.
I ate a bag of weed because hoes keep stealing my tacos
I ran naked with a bowl of cereal because hoes keep stealing my tacos
I ran shirtless with my best friend because hoes keep stealing my tacos
(Source: ivy606)
JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads:
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”
(via wurlitzers)
i dont mean to bitch, and i do love NPH, but why cant we have a different host this year? Im only saying, because it seems kind of lazy to have the same host every year…
THIS THIS THIS
(Source: patron-saint-of-the-denial)
And this is what my life is pretty much made of , and more. I’ve got it good :)
(Source: maddierose, via mitasaysyeah)
your child.. is..”
How could I ever forget? Next to Normal
For those who knows the story of N2N, you know what word was gonna come out of Diana’s mouth next which didn’t end up being part of the lyrics. But this lyrical cliff-hanger type thing just makes it more beautiful and I can’t get over it. Tom Kitt and Brian Yorkey, you two are musical theatre geniuses whom the face of american theatre owe hell of a lot to.
